Flavor-first.
Function-forward.
Built to feel right.

Get high without losing control.
No brain fog. No dumb high. Just elevation you can still function on.

Get high and still get shit done

That's the whole point.

Monster Depot is for people who want to get high — but not lose their edge.

You shouldn't feel slower, dumber, or checked out after smoking.

You should feel elevated, locked in, and still in control.

This is the difference between getting high for the sake of it
and getting high in a way that actually fits your life.

How Ordering Works

1

Build your cart

Choose your flavors and formats

2

Checkout to reserve

Secure your order placement

3

Pay & ship

Apple Pay / Cash App / Venmo

No card required. We confirm + ship after payment.

Find Your Vibe

Choose the feeling you're after. We'll show you what fits.

What people say after the first pull

Real messages from real customers

A

I've honestly just been enjoying them the whole time. They hit so smooth and make me feel so happy.

2:34 PM

B

The flavor on these pens are fantastic. One or the other or both together taste fantastic.

Yesterday

C

So far, they're amazing! The taste and smell is very prominent. You can very clearly tell what's what!

11:22 AM

D

They fye ngl best pens I've had.

3:45 PM

E

I didn't think it would have this much flavor it's awesome.

Yesterday

F

The Cheerios has the honey graham cracker taste to it very smooth. A great mixer I must say.

5:18 PM

G

The Pebbles is my fav. The high notes of citrus and the back of cereal milk is just unmatched.

Monday

H

Perfect for sharing with friends. The magnet makes it so easy to swap flavors.

10:03 AM

I

Finally something that actually tastes like it's supposed to. No cap.

Tuesday

Why it hits different

Flavor First

Every blend tested before release

Clean Hardware

Smooth, reliable pulls

Consistent Drops

Restocks + limited runs